Saturday, March 25, 2006
AH i'm PMS-ing. Shahirah says so, and so does Sheldon. but wtf, you can't blame me right? right right right? i've been home for the whole day cos my mummy don't let me out. ): hai, i miss Liting, Yanjia and Gary they all but yet i can't meet them. cry for me everyone. i feel so screwed, about as screwed as i feel when i try to figure out amaths.
i read shahirah's lime magazine feb copy just now.
the last page got me laughing like crazy. hahahaa.
Animal Instincts - Ki'ern Tan
# Chimpanzees hold the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of just three seconds.
# Mosquitoes actually mate while buzzing in the air. The downside? Their aerial sexual acrobatics last all of two seconds. No wonder frustrated female mozzies are such pesky bloodsuckers.
# Minks are known to go at it for an average of eight hours! That explains why the ladies are always all smiles when they receive mink coats.
# It makes good sense that most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual - more choices for all.
# Been getting complaints about the size (or lack thereof) of your ahem.. pecker? Take heart. An adult gorilla's penis is only TWO inches long.
# On the other end ofthe spectrum is the rhinoceros with a penis of about (
faint!) two feet long. Who's a big boy now?
# Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice. They perform fellatio. (
fellatio: oral stimulation of the penis)
# The penguin only had one single orgasm in a year. And who could blame 'em? Sitting on ice-blocks the year round would freeze anyone's nuts off!
# Humans and porpoises also have one more common sexual practice in common. Group sex.
# The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
# Because a female bedbug has no vagina, the male uses his curved penis to drill a sexual opening into her.(LOL.)
# Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
# No matter what a stud she says you are in the bedroom, a porker beats you hands down. A pig's orgasm lassts about 30 seconds. Beat that.
LOL. laugh everyone. i like that bedbug fact. :D
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