Sunday, February 25, 2007
I had lunch with my folks today, and my mum picked my fries from my plate of fish and chips with her chopsticks, since she was eating sliced fish noodles.

So i went, "Pls lah ma, who uses a bloody pair of chopsticks to eat fries?"
"Tsk, you don't know ah. This is called East meets West."
-.-
It's funny how I see my dad talk to his primary school friends which we'd met up with just now for the event of CNY.
I FOUND OUT THAT BOTH MY PARENTS WATCHED BLUE TAPES SNEAKILY BEFORE THEY WERE TWENTY ONE AT THEIR FRIEND'S HOUSE AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT BY THEIR FRIEND'S OLDER BROTHER.
..I can't imagine,
but it's funny.
Hahaha.
» 10:18 PM
Friday, February 23, 2007
DIG THIS.
It's so funny all I wanna do is laugh my ass off!
ROFLMAO.
Take the month you were born:
January: I WANNA RUB YOU
February: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN
March: I WANNA MARRY YOU
April: I WANNA TOUCH YOU
May: I WANNA RUB YOUR BODY
June: I WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
July: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
August: I WANNA LICK YOU
September: I WANNA MAKE YOU MINE
October: I WANNA SEX WITH YOU
November: I WANNA LOVE YOU
December: I WANNA KISS YOU
Now take the day you were born:
x01. ON THE ROOF
x02. WHENEVER WHEREVER
x03. ON A PARK BENCH
x04. IN AN ELEVATOR
x05. ON THE STAiRS
x06. ON THE COUNTER
x07. ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
x08. IN A ClOSET
x09. ON VIDEO CAMERA
x10. ON THE TOiLET
x11. IN THE SHEETS
x12. IN THE BASEMENT
x13. IN THE BACK OF A CAR
x14. WHILE WATCHiNG PORN
x15. BETWEEN THE LEGS
x16. IN A CAR
x17. IN THE HOT TUB
x18. IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM
x19. IN THE SWIMMING POOL
x20. WITH STRAWBERRIES
x21. IN THE DRESSING ROOM
x22. IN THE RAIN
x23. AT A GAS STATION
x24. IN THE STATION WAGON
x25. IN THE ATTIC
x26. AT WORLDS OF FUN
x27. ALL NIGHT LONG
x28. AT MY GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE
x29. WITH KIWI
x30. AT THE POST OFFICE
x31. IN THE BATH TUB
My date's 13 January, and I got:
I wanna rub you in the back of the car.
HAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUNNY.
Tuition burnt a hole in my pocket when Weiru and me were still at Suntec bus stop at 7.05 and tuition started at 7. So we took a cab and it costed 10 freaking bucks. ):
Wlao, so much for saving on my shopping when the sales spared me some bucks and then that stupid taxi fare.. Aiyah shit lah my heart damn pain now.
Flag day tml, followed by singing stupid songs at the Singapore Indoor Stadium along with the rest of the girl guiders in Singapore, and then visiting at night.
..My homework's goner.
» 10:38 PM
Thursday, February 22, 2007

Okay I'm sorry about being back only after two days and to those who had been watching the space for >48 hours ever since my last post, I'm even more sorry about the eye strainings and if you do need eyemo tell me I'll probably give you a free drop or two to just relieve your eyes a little.. Or you guys could just all take a share of Imee(eyemo) for all I care, she's up for grabs cos I say so. (:
There's this thing about me having the urge to want to shut my blog down for just a while till I finally have the quite lost enthusiasm to blog.
Nevertheless, I have pictures to show and words to tell. I apologise if it's a lil too lengthy.. I probably have too much to tell.
'Twas a great CNY for me this year; probably the only one that I'd went out to venture without my parents to visit and I headed off to some of my friends' along with others. Probably the best thing I like about CNY is this.

MY LOVE.
I'm a big fan of Pineapple Tarts have I mention? :D If you can't finish your tarts at home don't waste food aite, there's always me around to clear it up. Heh.
Anywayhay, covered Jierong's and Cheeyang's place on Wednesday, and I tell you Cheeyang's house no, villa I should say, is an eyeopener.
This is why.

He has a fucking pool in his own house, and it's so big you could get lost in it and probably won't be found until about 17 years later.

We played mahjong in his room, and we got too engrossed we realised we didn't have enough time to head over to Darence's. (I'm sorry about it.)
I headed over to my already-reached-adulthood cousin's birthday party around evening with my folks, passing him his Topman shirt present that I'd specially went to get at Marina Square earlier that day with Meemee accompanying me SO HE BETTER APPRECIATE IT.
Today's his actual birthday so..

HAPPY BEING ABLE TO FINALLY WATCH R21 MOVIES IN THE LIVING ROOM BIRTHDAY!
(He happen to be caught on candid, with his hand going WTF.)
Had a really pleasant surprise that night when my all time good friend, Rachel Tan Rui Xia, came over for a chat along with her lil brother and sister and her folks at my place. Ha, primary school friends we were that knew each other around P2 and there's still so much to talk about even though we don't see each other often!
Actually tell you lah, I've been having pleasant surprises almost every other day.
Today, I got this.

Say hi, to Abby the 2nd and Baby.
Alison and Weiru passed it to me today along with the pencilcase Weiru had helped me to collect at Raffles City, and I went, "What my birthday present?"
ROFL.
They said they just wanted to buy it for me and that's all. Haha, so sweet aite. So okay turn green now and make me happier.
Thanks alot you two! Love.
And a tribute to my old pencil case which I'd been using for about a year from now..

Spot the word humji on it. It's proudly written by Lim Kailiang when he got pissed with me for pinching him when he sliced my CE paper with his penknife.
As for the back,

Graffitis from Nicole during English today (when I told her how happy I was to finally change my pencilcase 'cos it took me about too much effort to find something I finally like) for the last day I'll be using this and the black wordings above 'evil' was some additions from Amirul.
That idiot.
AND TO THE SEX,

Awwwwwwwww, lovely isn't it?
Yeah it's ex and I still owe Weiru $22 when I'd just cleared all my debts not long ago.
): Oh well, the addiction never stops.
» 8:19 PM
Monday, February 19, 2007
I'd wanted to blog, but my mum said I have only one more minute to use the com.
So.
Watch this space tml. (:
» 10:27 PM
Sunday, February 18, 2007
This song has been fucking stuck in my bloody head and it's so annoying it just got to replay itself over and over again in my mind but like a spoilt radio cos I'm unsure of the other lyrics when it isn't the chorus part and somehow it pretends to be muted when it comes to the verses. Pfft.
But fine, great song.
CNY today was...):

Seriously, it's the first time I'd ever received a two dollar red packet for 16 years coming.
It beat the $4 record.
Jasmine beat her $6 record when her first $4 red packet came along this year.
This is saddening. The saddest part was that most of my relatives couldn't recognise me, they thought I was my older cousins' girlfriend or just some.. friend; as they'd said.
And my cousins are like, 21, 20.
Bloody hell.
Okay. Tomorrow will be a better day.
PS: Price just came over and there were CNY snacks on my table. She picked something up to eat. And I went, 'Omg Price you sinned.'
PPS: LOL. If you get the picture it's funny.
» 10:30 PM
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Really, I haven't been in the mood to blog, to chat, or even to reply my smses. Price says this is the emo syndrome, but I think otherwise.

Well I've been trying hard to curb my shopping addiction.. and I think I'm doing really well so everybody should just go 'ABBY WAN SHUI' now at this very moment.
I went to Town twice in a row on Thursday and Friday and I didn't get anything! :DDD
I went to City Hall today, and I didn't get anything either.
Jo, you got to love me and do stop scolding me of having a habit of buying everything I see. Scold Imee instead on splurging a hundred for just two pathetic tops.
Anywayhay, replies to some of the tags.
bokie!: Tsk don't make me feel more guilty can, and you better come back soon!
Mum: You must be Amirul.
atiqah: MOUSEEEEY. :D
Dan: Haha thank you there. You're probably chaota now. :/
weiru: Lol that's okay! Thanks anyway for the trouble.
alison: Yeah, I read your msg.. late. Lol.
price: Eh she didn't even tell me anything about it in the first place yo.
Sheep: Okay I love my mummy! :D
michelle: It made you happy too right? Haha.
siewyin: Hey there! :D
Jay-R: She'll never bother to I tell you.
Huiming: Yes I do. Haha. I wasn't sure if it was you and really didn't wanna malu myself if it wasn't the right person.
simran: SINCE WHEN!?
Jay-R: Happy V day Three!
Huiming: That's her surname. Rofl.
roNald: No meh? LMAO.
jasmine(4d): Hey there! Same to you bumble beee!
justin: And that would be?.. Lol.
simran: Exactly she also said I had a FLAT face. ):
alison: LOL WE DID.
Sheep: Never over my dead body would I wish for that.
shearen: YOU DO. It's evidenced in the picture.
imee: Yeah and I'm doing another all now.
weirong: Thank you love. (:
daryl: Actually I don't get what my friend's saying either. Ha.
(fake)ronald: Imposter. >.>
Him: Who's Darryl?
Chinese New Year's just gonna come in probably two hours or so, and besides all the wear new clothes thing and getting to see those relatives you only meet once in a year and that's during chinese new year, I kinda dread it cos I know my weight's going shoot up when I take all the snacks at every house on visiting.
..Especially pineapple tarts.
I just found two tubs of pineapple tarts my mum hid from me in the kitchen cupboard cos she's afraid I'll finish them before the guests do.
Pfft.
):
P/s: I met LIN YAN JIA at Raffles City on Friday like after 384105607 eons and fuck I was so happy, okay we were so happy that we started screaming and hugging each other while still unaware that probably everyone there was staring at us. LOL. Anyway Yanjia if you're seeing this.. I MISS YOU AND ALL THOSE SHIT FROM LJS. Meet us soon okay! (:
» 9:53 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Oh gee, it was a great day.
Cafe Cartel at Marina Square for dinner with the usual clique was fucking hilarious when we came up with jokes after jokes and neverending jokes.
Sex Ed told us,
"Group dating is safer than single dating."
And we decided to heed the advice, and went for group dating instead - the safe way. :D
Sorry Nicole you couldn't make it. ):
Jasmine Nigel Shearen David needed their private time.. Well that's alright cos we had a great time couples so don't be jealous okay wokaaaaaaaay.
Thanks to all the people who gave me goodies and sweets and chocolates today in school, I don't think I'll be able to get the things I want to get for the people who gave me stuff in time before Friday.. but really I promise you'll get them. Especially Weirong, thank you for the cow/pig and I think you should really win the 'Greatest Friend' award for spending over 100 dollars in total for all the presents.
Nicholas gave me the rose that Shaun gave him, and I left it on my dining table in a crystal vase and rushed out of the house bcos I was already late.
Suddenly during dinner when we were in the midst of stupid jokes and silly crap, I received an sms from my mum. She went, Thank you for the rose darling! I love you!
And I went, "Oh god."
MY MUM THOUGHT THE ROSE WAS FOR HER. HAHAHAHA.
Wanfong said I shouldn't disappoint my mum, so she helped me reply the sms, and she said this,"You're welcome, I love you too! (:"
Shit I feel like a total bitch now.
But I mean, I couldn't go like.. "Uh no ma that rose was given to me cos Nicholas was lazy to bring it home and it's not for you."
Her heart should probably shatter into trillion pieces and maybe it'll be too teeny it'll even evaporate into the air and disappear.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO THAT RIGHT.
I mean I really love her, ..and what's wrong with saying welcome?
But the part is she bought me a strawberry sliced pastry back specially; and I asked her what's the occasion; and she went, "Because you gave me a rose."
And she beamed her trademark smile.
WLAO IT MADE ME FEEL WORSE.
» 11:03 PM
Monday, February 12, 2007
I was talking to my lil cousin Shyen yesterday while I was at her house for the wake.
She came to me, and she asked me to play scissors paper stone with her in the tongue way because she was bored.
And then, she got bored of playing that.
So she asked me.
"Jiejie, how heavy are you?"
"Why? I very fat huh why you wanna know?"
"No lah, just tell me leh."
"You tell me yours first."
"No you say first."
"Okay you don't tell I don't tell you."
"....Fine. I'm about.. 20 something kg."
"I'm about 50."
She starts laughing, so I asked her..
"Why you laugh?"
"Haha you're so heavy you're more than double my weight!"
..I felt so hurt when she said that. She's like primary one and I'm a SECONDARY FOUR.
):
» 7:44 PM
Sunday, February 11, 2007

To clear up the tags,
woOtnicK: (: I guess you're right.
justin: I wondered what time you slept.
jev`: Yeah I didn't want you to.
alison: Norbit. (:
♥: Thank you love.
simran: I miss you, haven't seen you in a while.
daryl: You got a 1, of course you're not sad.
the guy in the wheelchair: Lol, you'll be doing that next at Starbucks.
justin: (:
weiru: Thanks for faith. <3
roNald: Thank you caoge lookalike. (:
Andrea: Thanks alot, and we exchanged numbers already. Ha.
donna: Thank you.
Him: You'll look like that guy from Mad Magazine when you smile, that's why I'll smile. (:
Nicole: Love I love you.
althea: Ha soon. (:
CAO GE xD: You do lah, I agree with Jev.
clayton: I'll reveal your ehHERhem secret to everyone if you refuse to tell me.
dylan: ..I didn't mean it. ):
TING <333: I won't. (:
price: So much for helping man price.
imee: You kuku. See you in a bit.
ali: Linked man Ali.
michelle: You ain't sexy dearest, you're every bit cute. :D
Ian: It was great, really.
jr: You do? I love her more. Ha.
daryl: Welcomeeee.
Sheep: I want a golden retriever.
alison: I'm smack you upside down if you do. :/
simran: No if he goes to Perth I'll tell you.
weiru: Haha yeah I was glad he got flagpoled too. :D
price: Well, yes I did.
michelle: ...-.-
althea: Ha, trying to be like Kailiang.
Dan: I did tag right?
price: YOu stupid spammer. But thanks spanks. I'm so proud of you and so is Simmie. :D
Nicole: Niiiniiii.
shaun: tWelcome. (:
althea: Lol.
shiqah: You're so mean Shiq, but at least you donated to my tin when I saw you that day at Tampines. Haha.
Mr Singh: I know you're Darthdodo. Lol, get me the SHIRT.
Mr OM: Who's this now?
daryl: Got scars loh. ):
Sheep: Haha I didn't do much and no it's not the boobs DAMN YOU.
weiru: Lol lucky you got the black one.
simran: Okay swim there go ahead.
Jasmine: Haha.
Mr Koh: He is lah I know it.
weirong: Yeah it's dumb. >.>
justin: Lol, paper balls in the audi.
Alison: There's still roaches around, I think there's another nest somewhere else.
Mr TKH: Must Amirul. -.-
weiru: Yes I went with Sheep JayR and Lenny Pork Chop. Lol.
Mr P Singh: What the hairy battle? LOL.
justin: Okay I believe you. >:)
soonhao: Happy belated bday!
» 11:57 AM
Loss.
To how I should perceive this word, I'm not sure anymore.
It didn't use to mean anything much, it could probably meant down to the smallest things like losing your wallet; something which you can replace anytime even if it doesn't get back to you after it's gone. Something which you know you'll get over soon with, and you'll even be glad you'd got an excuse to have a new wallet.
But what happens, when you know you can never replace a replica of what had gone and for that you had regretted all the times you know you'd cared but never ever had the thought to even wanting to tell that person you do?
It didn't hit me as hard as I thought it would when my mum told me on Friday evening. But as I walked into the house about some hours ago, 'condolences', 'deepest sympathies', 'we'll miss you'.. They filled every corner of every space I looked towards to.
It was my cousin's, Shyen's birthday, but yet she had to spend it on her grandfather's funeral wake.
I see all of them looking so lost when they stared at his portrait that stood before the coffin. They prayed, closing their eyes.. and when I look at them, I know they'll miss their grandfather in thousands of ways for how each memory would be etched.. With only images in mind and not the eyes to remind them of his tender smiles and loving words.
My grandauntie took it so badly that looking at her in that reduced state could make me want to tear too.
I tried going to sleep, but I couldn't close my eyes shut without that thought out of my mind.
At least I got to hug him on Christmas.
At least that was the last I saw of him.
I hope my dad's fine by himself at Spain.
I hope he's taking this well.
He's alone there, and I hate to say this but I feel worried.
It's been a rough weekend, and I just hope God could make things better than this - even if it's just by a little.
Tomorrow will be a better day.
It will, I know it will.
» 2:55 AM
Friday, February 09, 2007
I didn't break down because I was disappointed with my 3, it's just that I regretted that I didn't even put in any effort bcos I thought I wouldn't make it no matter what.
Melson and me had officially formed the 'get B clan'.
(You get the point.)
Thanks for the words.
Shearen Jo Imee Wanfong Jasmine Nicole Donna Nicholas Amirul Weiru.. and those that smsed me.
Price, congratulations I'm proud to have a 15-pointer best friend.
It's FGIF day.
Everything's happening too fast.
» 8:19 PM
Thursday, February 08, 2007
I guess I've been waiting for too long to want to change my skin. Well, I finally did.
It's not that I had time, I sacrificed time to make this and damn, it didn't turn out as nice as I thought it would be; but it's a good breather for a break since I'm still freaking out over getting my results for Chinese Os tml.
It's not that I actually care if I fail and have to drop HMT(which possiblity is high), it's just that whole you know, ATMOSPHERE that's gonna freak you out.
Good luck to the Sec 4s getting the results back tml, especially BF. You'll do fine and I love you. >:)
(sounds as though I really have a boyfriend HAHAHA)
Okay I just hope I do well enough not to disappoint myself lah.
Well enough - C6.
» 9:11 PM
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
I was bored, so I remembered to ask Shearen to come online to send me the pictures we took on Saturday at McCafe MS.

I photoshopped them cos I had nothing to do(well, Maths is calling for me) since I got my mum to fetch me home from school today. :D
Bottom line is: We camwhored.
We had some really sweet pictures,

And pictures which didn't really turn out nice enough to want to show the world.

Yes join the eyebag club.
So as usual Jo got bored,
and she wanted to try out some fresh kawaii looks.

Shearen refused to entertain her.

But I did.
I didn't know why I bothered either. :/
School's been a bitch, so really I don't wish to actually talk much about it. The routines goes like tests quiz lecture remdial supplementary remedial quiz lecture test lecute remdial quiz.. Yeah you get the picture.
I know this is really random, but it's scary to how many people I met at Siglap yesterday when I was only at the stretch from Gelare to McD with Price.
Lol, I'll have to use both my hands to count.
» 6:58 PM
Monday, February 05, 2007

Victoria School's CO concert yesterday night turned out to be some sort of primary school gathering, and yes it was great catching up with all of them.
Daryl, Ian, and Mingcong: Your solos were great and yes the concert was really worth the 12 bucks BX and my two other friends chipped in for as my present and I was really kidding when I said you guys burnt the 12 bucks. :D
I LIKE EATING AT LAU PA SAT.
Let's do that more often!
The day started out funny when I was late for half an hour. We were suppose to meet at 4 at Tanjong Pager and I was at Kembangan at 4.05.
LOL, hilarious shit.
As I plugged my Nano and ransacked my bag in search of my phone in attempt to inform them that I'll be late.. I realised that I forgot my phone and left it on my fucking bed.
Smart, really. I'm damn smart.
So as I was panicking on the train trying to recall one of their numbers so I could contact them to which exit to meet at the station cos Tanjong Pager has like 483694659 exits, I reached there just to realise that BX and Junrui was actually on the same train as me.
ROFLMAO. It's just so funny, those kind of 'you got to be there' kind of funny. And the even funnier part was that both of us forgot to bring each other's presents as well. HAHAHHAHAHA.
Okay, don't curse to say I'd just wasted your time reading that whole para and make you realise that there wasn't any bottom line.
To all those that was there.. Including new friends made like Debbie and that two other guys whose name I don't even know; thanks for that great day.
I got this from Jierong's blog.

This was the bird I stepped on by accident on Saturday.
(refer to previous post for more info.)
I'm too depressed for words on elaboration of this unintended manslaughter.
Edward walked past me today and went, "Abygail so have you confessed your sins? You should."
He helped me bury the bird, and Imee said his hands were shaking when he was holding it.
» 8:54 PM
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Okay Price asked me yesterday why I haven't been updating regularly.
I just can't.. bring myself to. You know, like when you start typing them out, you backspace again. And you type and you backspace again.
It's irritating but yes, I'm currently going through such a phase.
I'll do it that point form way, and probably that'll work.
1. My dad left for Spain last night, and he won't be back till the 12th.
2. I made him promise to buy me Zara and Mango tops from there and he said yes. LOL.
3. My mum came to join me for Tk Family Day on Saturday. She said it was fun and that my friends were three times more crazy than me.
4. I stepped on a bird yesterday and everyone called me a murderer. ):
5. We flagpoled Kahchee the CB kia.
6. Josephine Christina has a major miscommunication problem.
7. Shearen Octoviani Joe should send me the pictures we took yesterday at MS asap.
8. I recommend you ThaiExpress as the No. 1 place to dine.
9. I can't believe I'm going for VS' CO concert later with my primary school friends and BX paid for my ticket as part of my birthday present.
10. Thank you BX and Rachel Tang for the Billabong bottle. (:
11. I realised I'm into biesexuals. (eg: Channing Tatum, Wang Lee Hom.)
12. The hot buffy guy I saw yesterday while walking down the stairs better not be a bie too or I'll bleed myself dry and mourn to God about how unfair the world is when guys can actually win over guys when girls were suppose to be the only eligible ones in this whole IWANTHIMTOLOOKATME thing.
13. And I realised that at the end of the 13th point, this post didn't make much sense.
14. Lol.
And a very important point that should deserve a para and not a line.
My condo's on collective sale, and that means everyone would have to shift out in 6 months' time. I felt fucking upset when my mum told me about the enblock. I wasn't even thinking of the sum we'll be getting (which is a sure WOW), I just thought about how everyday I won't be able to see that disgustingly filthy pool as I walk down the stairs to my unit and how I have to watch my steps as I walk the concrete corridors so I won't have to accidently step on snails like how I always do on one snail every three days on the average. I guess I'll be going around taking pictures at places around the area with the rest of them, especially the playground.
The house at Sennett would be ready in 2 months, and I'm currently persuading Uncle Mick and Auntie Eda (Price's parents) to move into a house that's on sale which is only walking distance from where I'll be staying.
I hope they'll consider and probably that's the last straw to create the possibility of having her near enough to be able to still sneak out together during the AMs.
And to pay a tribute,

A picture of you pointing a middle at me when you told me not to snap a picture at you cos your hair was messy.
Shit lah.
I feel emo now.
» 12:32 PM
Friday, February 02, 2007

I'm exhausted.
I'm tired of doing what I'm doing.
I'm sick of this.
Won't you just feel sick always giving, and when you know it's time for you to have a chance to take; guilt's the thing that takes over you instead.
That just sucks cos it makes you wanna crumble down to probably something much less than dirt.
I know you'll never get it, so I'd never even tried.
People never seem to realise the importance of responsibility that they hold with them when they are assigned tasks.
Well.
Fuck that.
» 7:34 PM